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Startat av Robin, juni 03, 2005, 18.40

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Martin Larsson

Here they go again, ljusskygga Gävlebor mot brännbar julbock...
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article8155459.ab

:laughing6:
When one person is delusional it's called insanity
When millions are delusional it's called religion

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" ㅡ Mark Twain.

Brain

Citat från: "Martin Larsson"Here they go again, ljusskygga Gävlebor mot brännbar julbock...
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article8155459.ab

:laughing6:

Här komemr kamerorna upp i slutet på november ifall ni vill ha chans att se det "Live"

http://www.merjuligavle.se/Bocken/
Tomas Davidsson

Martin Larsson

Detta har potential:
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/213953/360-Degree-Video.html


Kan bli grymt coolt :)

Sedan kan man ju fundera över det + porr :D
When one person is delusional it's called insanity
When millions are delusional it's called religion

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" ㅡ Mark Twain.

Martin Larsson

Nyhet för en del av föreningens musikälskare:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/musik/rockbjornen2010/article8195187.ab

Dem som missat dem live hittils kan ju börja fundera över friahmnen nästa sommar 8)
When one person is delusional it's called insanity
When millions are delusional it's called religion

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" ㅡ Mark Twain.

Bubba132


soulreaper

Ang. Nasas upptäckt om nytt liv: http://xkcd.com/829/
Igenmurade ögon, kärleken är blind, knytnäve med vigselring...

Peaceful protest doesn\'t get the job done
So I wake up for the rally grab my soy milk and my gun

Martin Larsson

When one person is delusional it's called insanity
When millions are delusional it's called religion

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" ㅡ Mark Twain.

cracked_open

Ha ha grymt bra
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
George S. Patton

Adam P

kommer det finnas folk på geddon idag mellan 18-21?
It's not that I got ADD its more that i go t...OHLOOKASQUIRREL!!

Brain

Befinner mig just vid högskolan och uppenbarligen är det inte bara konventsbesökare som har problem med vilken knapp man skall trycka på för att öppna Sandgärdets dörrar :-)
Tomas Davidsson

roligt

ja folk är här. prova telefonen om du är osäker någon gång
Var med och spela.

pannan


Brain

Mellan spelen har jag roat mig med att läsa vad olika personer lyckats göra med sina datorer och hur supportteknikerna reagerat:

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

En klar favorit:
I work in the entertainment department of a huge store. I was restocking CD-Rs when a middle-aged woman came up to me.

   * Her: "Excuse me, but what is in those colorful boxes? I'm looking for toys as a present for my nephew, and I just know he'd like a colorful box like that."
   * Me: "Well, the toy department is upstairs, b--"
   * Her: "...and in case they're jack-in-the-boxes, could I get one custom made, because I bet you don't have the color combination I'd like anyway."
   * Me: "They're...not jack-in-the-boxes, ma'am. They are CDs."
   * Her: "Oh! Kind of a big box for a CD. Does it come with lots of leaflets, or is it just air? I hate that way of--"
   * Me: "No, no, no, you see, there's ten CDs in one box."
   * Her: "Ten?! Oh my goodness, that's a lot of CDs. What kind CDs are they?"
   * Me: "Well, we have CD-Rs in these, and CD-RWs over here. These ones are scratchproof, so they cost a little more--"
   * Her: "Oh, I don't know about these modern things so much. Have you got any jazz?"
   * Me: "Excuse me?"
   * Her: "See, an old person like myself, I haven't even heard of scratchproof music before. I like jazz."

I tried to hold my poker face for every cent of my hourly wage.

   * Me: "No, these CDs are empty. We have jazz over th--"
   * Her: "Yes, I was over there, and there was nothing new. I already have them all at home. But do you have any jazz in these bulk boxes?"
   * Me: "No, ma'am, I'm afraid we're all sold out of the jazz ones."
   * Her: "Well... this box is $8.99, and at the jazz section I'd pay more for only one CD!"
   * Me: "That's true, but these are empty, as I--"
   * Her: "This is a pretty good deal, ten CDs for less than a tenner!"
   * Me: "Undoubtedly, but--"
   * Her: "I'll take this!"
   * Me: "Ma'am, the CDs are empty. You won't hear anything."
   * Her: "Oh?"
   * Me: "I buy these myself all the time, and there's nothing on them."
   * Her: "Maybe your volume wasn't loud enough. Or you had unplugged your speakers?"

When had she become tech support to me?

   * Her: "I'll buy these. This is very cheap. You are a good salesperson!"
   * Me: "Thank you, ma'am, but--"
   * Her: "I'll just have to see if my nephew listens to scratchproof."

I took a long, long break after that one.
Tomas Davidsson

Martin Larsson

Hahaha mycket bra Brain :D
When one person is delusional it's called insanity
When millions are delusional it's called religion

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" ㅡ Mark Twain.

Brain

Tomas Davidsson